{"id":181,"date":"2018-11-28T16:03:13","date_gmt":"2018-11-28T16:03:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/projects-old.etc.cmu.edu\/miracle-workshop-2\/?page_id=181"},"modified":"2018-12-04T23:56:52","modified_gmt":"2018-12-04T23:56:52","slug":"content","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/projects-old.etc.cmu.edu\/miracle-workshop-2\/index.php\/overview\/content\/","title":{"rendered":"Content"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Content<\/b><strong>\u00a0Overview<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span>For more information on how we derrived our content, please view this blog post ;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/projects-old.etc.cmu.edu\/miracle-workshop-2\/index.php\/2018\/12\/02\/show-content\/\">Show Content<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The following is a copy of all the content generated for the Tom Foolery experience.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>His audio files were recorded by Actor Tim Hartman of Pittsburgh, PA and pitched up to enhance Tom&#8217;s character.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Tom\u2019s Castle Groove<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Tom Foolery Experience for Give Kids The World<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>by<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Dustin Stephan &amp; Miracle Workshop<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Cue Intro Music)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hi friends! Hope you\u2019re having fun in the Castle of Miracles! I am Tom Foolery the Court Jester, and you are here at a special time, because nighttime is when the Castle is truly enchanting. It\u2019s almost time for Stellar the Star Fairy to do her magic!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom, I don\u2019t think you should tell them all of our secrets.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Why not? These are my friends and I think they\u2019d be interested to hear about our magical home.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Well, how long have you lived here?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After Jester Academy, I moved to the Castle to brighten everyone\u2019s visit with a little laughter. I have been here for a long time. But due to the magical manor market, I have been looking for new castles to call home.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What?! Tom, what do you mean?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Just last week I bought a bouncy castle, so I have something to <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">fall back on<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh Tom, you are so silly. What do you do to pass the time?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Well, sometimes I <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">watch <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">the time go by, but I was just in a staring contest with Joel the Troll over there.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I notice you two have staring contests a lot!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We like to play games, it is all in good fun.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">How long have you two been friends?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A long time\u2026 so long in fact that I really hope that I never take Joel for <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">granite<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">! <\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>DANCE PARTY<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hey Tom! \u00a0\u2026. You want to move a little?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh yeah! \u00a0I love to dance.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">How about a dance party?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That\u2019s a great idea! Do you know what dance all astronauts know?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I\u2019m not sure Tom what?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The moonwalk! Why don\u2019t dogs make good dancers?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I\u2019m afraid to ask.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Because they have two left feet! Just kidding, Rugby and Reme! I\u2019ve got another one! What\u2019s Mayor Clayton\u2019s favorite dance move?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I\u2019m not sure\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The bunny hop! Okay, Okay \u2013 last one \u2013 for now. \u00a0How many dance instructors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">How many?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">5, 6, 7, 8- HIT it! (music starts)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">*Joke at the end*<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wow, just like Stellar, you\u2019re all <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">fairy<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> good dancers!<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>STORY TIME<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom, do you like books?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I do, I have a library full of them. \u00a0It is kind of a problem though.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh, yeah- why\u2019s that?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Because, I keep buying them, but I have no place to put them. You could say I have no <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">shelf<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> control!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh Tom!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Clearly amused with himself, and laughing at his own joke) Get it?! Shelf control! Shelf control!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Maybe you should ask Murphy and Sprinkles to help you build some bookshelves?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I would, but no matter how <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">gingerly<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> they try, their handy work has a tendency to <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">crumble<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. That reminds me, do you know why Buttons reads so many books?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I\u2019m not sure Tom, why?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Because squirrels learn to read in <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">elemen-tree<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> school! And do you know how Buttons keeps books organized?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I don\u2019t know, how?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Buttons puts them in order using <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">acorn-yms<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">One thing I love even more than telling jokes is sharing stories, and books are full of them. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(to the kids\/ audience) What\u2019s your favorite book?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(asking the kids to tell Tom)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh those are great stories. I think Ms. Merry would especially love those with <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">hoppy<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> endings. Did anyone bring a book today?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">How about ________________ \u00a0\u00a0? (Shows the book to FAMILIES and Tom)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh, boy! I love that one &#8211; will you read it to my friends and me?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(reads book)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wow! That was fantastic! Thank you so much for sharing!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(or)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>[REMOVED]<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> How about another one? \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(or)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Whew, I\u2019m getting sleepy! Pretty soon, I\u2019ll be snoring louder than Ol\u2019 Elmer!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(or)<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>GOOD NIGHT CASTLE<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I think we should wake up Father Time<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I think that is a great idea! \u00a0More friends to play with&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Well yes, but it\u2019s time to sing the Castle to sleep<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What?! But we\u2019re having so much fun.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I know Tom, but think of all the new, fun adventures and memories we can make tomorrow!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Ok! Let\u2019s wake him up. Kids, can you help us wake up Father Time so he can sing the Castle to sleep?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Audience<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201c!!!!yeah!!!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Fantastic! \u00a0On the count of three, everyone say, \u201cWake up Father Time!\u201d \u00a0Okay?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Audience<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201c!!!!yeah!!!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">1\u2026 2\u2026 3!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Audience<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wake up Father Time!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Father Time<\/span><\/p>\n<p>[Goodnight castle show with running dialogue from Tom]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh Tom! You fell asleep with your eyes open again?! Silly guy!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Tom\u2019s Magic Trick<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Tom Foolery Experience for Give Kids The World<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>by<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Dustin Stephan &amp; Miracle Workshop<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Cue Intro Music)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Hello there! \u00a0I am Tom Foolery, the Court Jester \u2013 and it is wonderful to see everyone playing and having a magical time here in the Castle of Miracles today. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We are having a great time &#8211; aren\u2019t we?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Audience<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201c!!!!yeah!!!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I\u2019m glad to hear that- \u00a0I\u2019m glad you are here, I\u2019ve been working on something very special!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Do you want to see a magic trick?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Audience<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201c!!!!yeah!!!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I can make my magic scepter change any color you think of\u2026.. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0you have to think really hard though! can you do that?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(music builds)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Audience<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201c!!!!yeah!!!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(music building more)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Think really hard\u2026.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">even harder\u2026..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(music builds to a null &#8211; wahh wahhh<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">and scepter does nothing)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But I\u2019ve been working so hard\u2026. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0ok let me try something else. What color were you thinking of?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">No, no that won&#8217;t do- Tom did you hear them?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Not from up here<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">On the count of three tell him what color were you thinking of &#8212; 1 ,2 ,3 &#8212;&#8211;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Audience<\/span><\/p>\n<p>(everyone yelling their color at the same time)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">&#8220;xxxxxxx!!!!!!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Tom\u2019s scepter comes alive in a brilliant rainbow of color with magic sounds)<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">TADA!!!! \u00a0Oh Look we did it!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Wow Tom that is a great trick!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Thank you very much-<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You are very welcome<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Alternate Ending <\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>(for daytime operation \/ \u00a0NO Father Time)<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I have a great Joke I have been working on, do you want to hear it?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This should be good<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Knock, Knock<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Who\u2019s There?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Interrupting Cow<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Interrupting Cow&#8212;-<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(Laughing to himself)<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh, \u00a0I\u2019ll milk that one all I can\u2026.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Udder Disaster \u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I know it was cheesy wasn\u2019t it?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">LOL!! \u00a0That one gets me everytime!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Thank you all for visiting, and I hope you enjoy your time exploring the castle. \u00a0I am going to get back to my post, spending time with my other magical friends in the castle and watching all of you play. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">See ya later!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(finale\/ exit music)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Thank you Tom!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Tom Foolery Thanks His Sponsor Friends<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>By<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Dustin Stephan + Miracle Workshop 2.0<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(introducing Tom)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This is Tom Foolery, our castle court Jester!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(intro music)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh &#8211; Hello there! \u00a0It looks like we have some special visitors in the Castle of Miracles today. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Yes Tom- This is __________________________________.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mayor Clayton told me of all the amazing things you do for our Village and we want to Thank YOU for being so generous and kind. \u00a0Things like that make my heart all warm and fuzzy- of course I am fuzzy all over (giggling)&#8230;.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Oh Tom- you are always good for a laugh!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That\u2019s what I am here for- Tom Foolery, the Marvelous Court Jester. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So- \u00a0how do you doooo? \u00a0It is very nice to see yooouuu! \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We all want to thank youuu for all that you dooo!!! \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(giggling) I do love a good rhyme!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I hope you enjoy the rest of your time exploring our magical Village.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We will, Tom!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I\u2019ll get back to taking care of and watching the Castle!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Thank you Tom!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(exit \/finale \u00a0music)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b><\/b><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><em><b>Incidental &amp; Extra Audio for Tom\u00a0<\/b><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><b>Seasonal Content<\/b><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Halloween<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy Halloween!!! (giggle) Free Candy, its\u2019s the best!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Why was the jack &#8211; o lantern afraid to cross the road?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We\u2019re not sure Tom, Why?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He had no guts<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Christmas<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!&#8230;.. \u00a0HO hO HO <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">What do you call an old snowman?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We\u2019re not sure Tom, what?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Water! <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Why did Santa go to music school?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We\u2019re not sure Tom, what?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So he could improve his wrapping skills\u2026. It\u2019s a kind of music,, \u00a0wrapping!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Knock, knock.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Who\u2019s there?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Pizza.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Narrator<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Pizza, who?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Pizza on earth, good will toward men!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Thanksgiving<\/b><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Tom<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy Thanksgiving\u2026. To everyone except the Turkey. \u00a0It\u2019s a sad day for him. <\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I love the giblets- I don\u2019t know what they are, I just like saying giblet.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Happy Easter<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy Easter!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Happy Hanukkah<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy Hanukkah! \u00a0Ooooooo!! Eight days of presents, I love that!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Happy 4th of July<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy 4th of July, oh I love Fireworks! \u00a0I do- they\u2019re beautiful, they\u2019re beautiful things in the sky and then you hear a big booms that you feel all the way down in your belly!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Happy Birthday<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy, Happy Birthday!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Happy Birthday Mayor Clayton<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy Birthday Mayor Clayton!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Happy Veterans Day<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy Veterans Day- are any of you children veterans? \u00a0I didn\u2019t think so\u2026.. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Happy Labor Day<\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Happy Labor Day- are any of you ladies in labor? \u00a0Then you probably shouldn\u2019t be here\u2026. 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Alex Go-beler , Niharika Jain, Ra-jat Gupta , Josh Danzig , Raisa Chowdery , Atul Goill, and Dustin Stephan. 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